"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
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I AM THE NIGHT
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming
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